For the one who cannot miss the drama

You missed yesterday's argument.
Get it told properly.

Seven hundred messages and you showed up when it was all over. You type !bot chisme and the bot hands you the day's chronicle, tabloid-show style: which topic blew up, how it heated up and where it ended. You laugh, you catch up, and you read nothing.

No card. The free plan is permanent: 5 groups and 50 AI calls a month.

Late to the drama

The good argument was at three and you see it at nine, out of context and under a hundred messages.

Reading 700 messages is not fun

Gossip is enjoyed told, not scrolled. Nobody laughs reading a chat top to bottom.

Being the one who asks "what happened?"

And getting "scroll up". The bot tells you, without asking in public.

How you ask for the gossip

1
You type the command

!bot chisme in the group. With !p in front, the chronicle reaches only you.

2
The chronicle arrives

The day told like a tabloid show would: with a hook, with rhythm and with the punchline of each topic.

3
In your tone

Seven voices, from formal to spicy. The gossip of a neighbors' group does not sound like a friends' group.

Two things you should know before signing up

The dashboard is in Spanish for now (your browser can translate it, but it is Spanish). The bot itself writes in the language you choose under "Voz del Bot" (bot voice), so your summaries arrive in English. We would rather tell you here than after you sign up.

Humor about the topics, never about the people

The chronicle laughs at the parking argument, not at whoever started it. It does not invent, does not exaggerate what someone said and does not point at anyone: that limit is in the bot's script and cannot be removed.

Before you start: you need a separate number

ResumiBot connects to WhatsApp through an unofficial channel. WhatsApp can permanently block a number it detects as automated, so never connect your personal number. A cheap prepaid SIM, an eSIM or an old phone with its own line works fine.

If that number ever gets blocked, you lose that number and nothing else: your account, your groups and everything the bot produced stay here.

How to get a number for the bot
Pro
$19/month
10 groups · 500 AI calls a month · 20 media files a day

The gossip chronicle is on the Pro plan ($19/month), but until November 15, 2026 it is open on the free plan too. Each chronicle uses one call from your monthly AI quota.

If you also want to catch up for real

Frequently asked questions

Does the bot post the gossip in the group on its own?

No. It only comes out when someone types the command. Nothing is posted unless the account owner asks for it.

Does it make fun of people in the group?

No. The script limits the humor to topics and situations. It does not invent quotes or single anyone out.

How much after November 15, 2026?

It moves to the Pro plan ($19 a month). Until then it is open on every plan, free included.

Shall we try it?

The free plan is permanent and asks for no card. If it is not for you, you just stop.

Try it free

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